Tehran, Iran — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad slammed President Barack Obama in a speech to an Iranian judicial council claiming that Obama had interfered in the recent Iranian presidential election.
“Didn’t he say that he was after change?” Ahmadinejad asked Iranian judiciary officials in a speech. “Why did he interfere? Why did he utter remarks irrespective of norms and decorum?”
Many political observers see Ahmadinejad’s stepped up attacks against Obama as jockeying for position in the crowded 2012 Republican primary field.
“While he has not officially announced his candidacy for the Republican nomination for the presidency in 2012, blaming Obama for anything and everything shows that Ahmadinejad is clearly attempting to identify with the Republican base,” said one GOP insider who would speak only on condition of anonymity (it was Robert Novak, pass it on).
Asked about Ahmadinejad’s chances in the GOP 2012 presidential race, Dick Cheney said, “I think he would not only fit in, but become the frontrunner. He denies the Holocaust, doesn’t believe in equal rights for women, hates gays, hates the press, just has a lot of hate in him. So, I think he’d be a lock for the GOP nomination.”
It’s rumored that Ahmadinejad has already set up an exploratory committee. A New York ad agency is on record stating that it’s been hired to develop a campaign around the slogan, “Hate You Can Believe In.”
None of this has been confirmed though. One reporter who managed to infiltrate Ahamdinejad’s inner political circle was summarily executed.
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“Hate You Can Believe In.”
Are they making T-shirts? Call me if they do. I’m all over it.
Very funny almost PJ O’Rourke esque. He’d probably get elected in Britain.
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SM, in addition to the t-shirts, they’ll have do-rags for your bike trips.
rubbish, thanks. I’ll take that as a compliment. PJ O’Rourke is often on Bill Maher’s show, and he always does a good job of being funny and insightful.
“I think he would not only fit in, but become the frontrunner. He denies the Holocaust, doesn’t believe in equal rights for women, hates gays, hates the press, just has a lot of hate in him. So, I think he’d be a lock for the GOP nomination.”
Ha-ha. I can just see him as the leader of the Free World. (Free-to-die-if -you- don’t- listen-to-me World, actually!)
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TDW, allow me to return the envelope that got pushed all the way over to my side of the web.
Your suggestion meanwhile is uncomfortably humorous.
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